Well, I'm sure all of you have just been dying to hear from THE MOST Dominate Diva on Smackdown. I know, it's been a while, but with such a busy girl like me.....I mean, we go through so much! From having to just be perfectly dressed and looking as beautiful as I do all the time. To managing Joey and Nitro and dealing with these chicks who like to THINK they can beat me and are more dominate then me. Psh..please! Anyways, yes, it's true, MNM lost their titles. But thats fine, we'll get the gold back. I have faith in those boys and....well uh....we ARE the dominate team on Smackdown. C'mon, everyone knows it. The best team and their beautiful dominate diva manager, Melina. Now as for you losers, ya'll don't get much of an update from me because I'm just SO busy right now! So..here's some pictures for you people to drool over and think about what you CAN'T have.

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~Melina~

Well I decided to use a little spare time to update for you losers. You see, MNM lost their tag titles, but thats just fine....We WILL get them back. I promise you. MNM was just having a bad day. We're going to regain what we lost. This is just temporary! Now, as far as I go....I've been having back to back matches with that ugly old bimbo hag Torrie Wilson. Of course, I, Melina Perez, won! I mean, I promised you all that you would NOT catch me left in my Bra and Panties. I've continued to kick her and Candice's ass. Also, added to MNM we now have a....fixer. Well....a publisist. Her name is Jillian Hall. She very.....different...uh yea.....Anyways, my boys better not get any ideas with her. But, I don't have to worry about my boyfriend Johnny, I think hes pretty pleased with having the most dominant diva on Smackdown. Also, I'd like to thank Jillian for scoring the Cover of Smackdown Mag just for MNM. Thats right, we're on the cover and everyone should check it out. It's THE BEST Smackdown mag ever! Anyways, I don't have any more time to come on here and talk to you losers, so, I'm going to get some beauty sleep, not that I need it of course. Later Losers!

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~Melina~

Oh the smell of sweet victory. I beat Michelle McLoser on Smackdown and I finally let the REAL me shine. I am the dominate female. MNM is the dominate tag team. Everyone knows it, theres no way you can deny it! If you went on wwe.com and saw MY exclusive footage, you saw how that slut Torrie Wilson got in my face. To make matters worse, that......cheap ho Candice interupted me and put her nasty greasy hair in my face! Ugh, people don't know how to treat stars around here. Thats fine, I will show them and prove to them that I'm the dominate female. That I don't take their crap. I'm the IT girl. You can't mess with any of MNM. But we'll see what everyone thinks of this dominate female, this week on Smackdown! I'm out for now you losers, heres some pictures of something none of you can have.

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~Melina~

Psh, Losers. You all BETTER watch me beat that fat cow Michelle's ass tomorrow. I'm going to beat her down! I guarantee you, I will pin her 1, 2 ,3 on Smackdown. Just like my boys Mercury and Nitro, I will come out successful. Be prepared Michelle McLoser, you picked on the wrong bitch. So win I pin you on Smackdown, don't whine afterwards about me kicked your ass. If anyone doubted me, for even a minute, I shall prove you wrong. Just like the rest of MNM has done to you losers. I am the A list diva. The top of the line. The IT diva on Smackdown. So get used to it! On another note, I hear that these bitches Torrie Wilson, Trish Stratus and Dawn Marie are giving my girl Jaime a hard time. I KNOW Jaime and her team will kick your asses at that match Thursday. How do I know? Because you don't have the class that Jaime and I do. So be ready to lose.

(sorry there so small)

< Glad my baby Johnny had me, I might have had to....hows the saying go? Choke a bitch!

^ I'm coming for you.

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~Melina~

Hahaha. I don't know how many times I can tell you scumbags, that we're NOT going to be defeated. No matter how hard you try, we ARE the Tag Team Champions. You will NOT defeat the IT  Tag Team! As for this past Smackdown........We came out JUST to let that fool Heidenreich we would NEVER be his friend! The big punk was trying to make friends.....awwww how cute! Psh, why would any one want to be friends with those sluts when they could be friends with the IT Tag Team!? Thats ok, he blew his chance, why would someone like us want to be friends with someone like.......that. ugh. Then that fat cow Michelle attacked me! I thought I was going to die from his fat smothering my face! Ugh. One too many chocolate bars for her! Luckily my boys jumped to help me out, and they helped break us up. Now I would have fought that bitch back, but....then Heidenreich wanted some of my boys, so he got just what he deserved! An ass beating! So just advice for everyone else thinking you have a chance against MNM, you don't. Don't even bother humilating yourself.

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*Melina*